Something unexplainable happened today

Some straight up bananas-type shit

hope ur ready cus i sure wasnt..

A BEE GOT INTO MY 250 sq ft studio apartment..

Like whaaaaaat lmao

I don't have anything this filthy "apis mellifera" could possibly desire

I literally don't have nectar?

I don't have flowers?

But then I realised something

This disgusting yellow "apis mellifera" wanted...me

Like it is always nice 2 feel like desired and such but...

It made me feel sick 2 my STOMACH

This little freak followed me into my apartment..

My personal sanctuary..tainted by a little yellow guy..

Also I could tell the apis was male

u can decide why that fact is important

Was the bee gonna suck my dick or something?

The world is going 2 shit. Nowhere is safe.

I do not want to say what I did to him

(I will get cancelled)

Like even if what I did to the bee was good...I will get cancelled

Actually yeah I did something good...to the bee... yeah its still alive for sure

I did not kill the bee I swear 2 god!

I hate when people make baseless assumptions!

THE BEE IS ALIVE

I'm introducing a new segment exclusively on CHAFING.WORLD

Welcome 2 the "bitch list", bitch

Whos on it u ask?

. . .

YOU

While you are on the bitch list there are some other disgusting freaks on there too

such as,

The guy who hit me with his car

and that bee that tried 2 suck my dick

so yeah ur in good company